"Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age." Einstein.
Meanwhile, in the real world,
1996
was a helluva year because...
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US Military barracks destroyed in Saudia Arabia 19 dead
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Olympic Park bombing
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Australia, lone gunman Martin Bryant randomly shoots 34 people dead during an 18-hour spree
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O.J. Simpson trial begins (Yawn)
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Princess Diana and Prince Charles are divorced.
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Iraqis strike at Kurdish enclave (Aug. 31); after warning, US attacks Iraqs southern air defenses
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747 airliner crashes in Atlantic off Long Island, N.Y.
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Frank McCourt, Angelas Ashes
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Approximately 45 million people are using the Internet
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Scientists analyzing a Martian meteorite claim that it may provide evidence for the existence of ancient life on Mars
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Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..
They don't make em like they used to..
MOVIES: The English Patient, Fargo, Jerry Maguire, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Shine, Sling Blade,Broken Arrow, Muppet Treasure Island, The Birdcage, Oliver & Company, Sgt. Bilko, Up Close & Personal, James and the Giant Peach, The Quest, Dragonheart, Flipper, Mission: Impossible, Spy Hard, Twister, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Rock, The Cable Guy, Independence Day, Kingpin, Multiplicity, Phenomenon, A Time To Kill, Trainspotting, Alaska, Escape from L.A., The Crow: City of Angels, The Island of Dr. Moreau, Matilda, Tin Cup, Sleepers, Space Jam, 101 Dalmatians, Jingle All the Way, Larger Than Life, Ransom, Star Trek: First Contact, William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Daylight, Jerry Maguire, Mars Attacks, Michael, Scream