2001
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"Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age." Einstein.
Meanwhile, in the real world,
2001
was a helluva year because...
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The long-simmering resentment of Macedonias ethnic Albanians erupts into violence in March.
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Former Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic is delivered to UN tribunal in The Hague to await war-crime trial
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Irish Republican Army announces that it has begun to dismantle its weapons
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Afghani factions meet to create a post-Taliban government in Bonn
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Israel condemns the Palestinian Authority as a [terror-supporting entity] and severs ties with leader Yasir Arafat following mounting violence against Israelis
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George W. Bush is sworn in as 43rd president
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World population: Population: 6.16 billion but growth rate slowing thank god
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Hijackers ram jetliners into twin towers of New York Citys World Trade Center and the Pentagon. A fourth hijacked plane crashes 80 ms outside of Pittsburgh
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Jack Lemmon, Anthony Quinn, George Harrison hit the departure lounge
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Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..
They don't make em like they used to..
Movies: Spirited Away, Monsters, Shrek
A.I.
Bridget Joness Diary
The Fellowship of the Ring
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone
Monsters Inc.
Oceans 11
Pearl Harbor
Shrek
Vanilla Sky
Spirited Away
Monsters
Shrek