1999
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"Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age." Einstein.
Meanwhile, in the real world,
1999
was a helluva year because...
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President Clinton is Acquitted
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NATO begins bombing Yugoslavia
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Earthquake in Turkey Kills 13,000
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US Women's Soccer Team Wins World Cup
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Panama Canal is handed back to Panama
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The South Park Movie is Released
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First non-stop world trip in a balloon
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Pamela and Tommy Divorce. (who gave a shit)
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Rickymania Hits North America
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George W. Bush announces he'll be a candidate
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A severe shooting incident in a L.A. Jewish school
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Fort Worth, Texas, Larry Ashbrook threw a bomb into a church, which killed 7, and then he opened fire on 14 people, and then killed himself.
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Rare Tornados in Oklahoma and Kansas
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Prince Edward and Sophie marry
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George Harrison was stabbed in the chest by an unknown assailant.
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Y2K Scare
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Woodstock 99
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Creation of the Euro
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Extremist bombings in England. By a neo-Nazi group called the White Wolves
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Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin has middle age men doing their backs in at weddings all round the world
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World Population hits 6 Billion...98% live in Brixton SW9, well it feels like it
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Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..
They don't make em like they used to..
Movies: Iron Giant, Being John Malkovich, Magnolia, The Green Mile, Toy Story 2, The Sixth Sense, Fight Club, The Matrix, American Beauty, Eyes Wide Shut, The Limey, The Mummy, A Midsummer Night's Dream, October Sky, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, Sleepy Hollow, The Talented Mr. Ripley , Tarzan
Cartoons: Sponge Bob, Family Guy
Iron Giant
Being John Malkovich
Magnolia
The Green Mile
Toy Story 2
The Sixth Sense
Fight Club
The Matrix
American Beauty
Eyes Wide Shut
The Limey
The Mummy
A Midsummer Night's Dream
October Sky
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Sleepy Hollow
Tarzan
Cartoons: Sponge Bob
Family Guy