"Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age."
Meanwhile, in the real world,
was a helluva year because...
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President Clinton is Acquitted
NATO begins bombing Yugoslavia
Earthquake in Turkey Kills 13,000
US Women's Soccer Team Wins World Cup
Panama Canal is handed back to Panama
The South Park Movie is Released
First non-stop world trip in a balloon
Pamela and Tommy Divorce. (who gave a shit)
Rickymania Hits North America
George W. Bush announces he'll be a candidate
A severe shooting incident in a L.A. Jewish school
Fort Worth, Texas, Larry Ashbrook threw a bomb into a church, which killed 7, and then he opened fire on 14 people, and then killed himself.
Rare Tornados in Oklahoma and Kansas
Prince Edward and Sophie marry
George Harrison was stabbed in the chest by an unknown assailant.
Creation of the Euro
Extremist bombings in England. By a neo-Nazi group called the White Wolves
Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin has middle age men doing their backs in at weddings all round the world
World Population hits 6 Billion...98% live in Brixton SW9, well it feels like it
Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..
They don't make em like they used to..
Movies: Iron Giant, Being John Malkovich, Magnolia, The Green Mile, Toy Story 2, The Sixth Sense, Fight Club, The Matrix, American Beauty, Eyes Wide Shut, The Limey, The Mummy, A Midsummer Night's Dream, October Sky, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, Sleepy Hollow, The Talented Mr. Ripley , Tarzan
Cartoons: Sponge Bob, Family Guy
Being John Malkovich
The Green Mile
Toy Story 2
The Sixth Sense
Eyes Wide Shut
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Cartoons: Sponge Bob